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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Comparing Apples and Oranges Disney Style




Yesterday Patti and I were able to spend a day at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Orlando. We had a blast! The other day I was talking to someone who asked me which Magic Kingdom park I liked I liked better, Orlando or Anaheim. I immediately said Disneyland in California, I guess being an annual passholder for Disneyland I am partial to the California park. However, after experiencing both parks in a matter of two weeks, I will have to change my answer. There is no way to compare them, I love them both. There are subtle and major differences in the parks, but mostly similarities.

First of all Disneyland due to available space is compacted so things seem closer together. They both have Cinderella's castle as the centerpiece, but there is no comparison there. Disneyland's castle is cute and looks like it was built for a children’s theme park. Disneyworld's looks like a castle. Both use forced perspective to make the observer think that the castle is larger than it actually is, but Disneyworld doesn't rely on it quite as much. Disneyland's castle is 77 feet tall, and Disneyworld's castle is 180 feet tall.

Next to the castle in Disneyland is the Matterhorn mountain bobsled roller coaster. It doesn't exist at Disneyworld. Disneyworld also left out the storybook land boat ride and the Casey Jr. Train. Disneyland has Indiana Jones next to the jungle cruise, which is also not in the Disneyworld park. Disneyland also has resurrected the submarine ride based on the movie "Finding Nemo". Disneyworld does not have this either (currently).

There are similarities in some of the classic rides that make you think of all of those Star Trek alternate reality episodes. Both have "Pirates of the Caribbean" but Disneyland's is longer with a few more parts to the ride. Both have "It's a Small World" but Disneyworld's is completely inside. Most of the "Haunted Mansion" is the same (on the inside). "Splash Mountain" is the same pretty much except the logs you ride in are different. The California logs have you sitting in a line of about five one behind the other. The Florida logs have you sitting two per row for three rows. It is more like a boat than a log flume. "Space Mountain" is the same but in reverse. The California rockets have you sitting two per row for three rows. The Florida rockets have you sitting in a line of four one behind the other. The Florida rockets are smaller (lower) but the lapbar arrangement is in a T shape and easier to use. I had no problem getting in. The Trains in the Disneyland Railroad seem smaller too.
Then there are the things that Disneyland has done away with or never had that Disneyworld holds on to (thank goodness), such as the "Country Bear Jamboree", "The People Mover" (Tomorrowland Transit Authority), "The Carousel of Progress", and Abraham Lincoln. Disneyworld has the "Hall or Presidents" where Disneyland seems to have gotten rid of "Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln".

That being said I had a ball in both parks, no more so in either one. One of the reasons I think I preferred Disneyland is across the plaza at California Adventure. California Adventure is a very fun park, it doesn't get as crowded as Disneyland, and I like the option to parkhop without having to ride monorails or shuttles. It's also nice to be in walking distance of my hotel for the same reason. These things have nothing to do with the actual park itself though. When judging them for what they actually are when you walk in the gates, they are exactly what they report to be "The Happiest Place on Earth".


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Happy Anniversary Patti


Eleven years ago today Patti and I were married. Here is the photo from our wedding invitation. It has been a wonderful eleven years! It hardly seems like it should be that long, and then I consider all of the things that have transpired in this short time. It has been a whirlwind, but it has been a wonderful journey. I love you Patti… Forever.

Paradise Pier









Paradise Pier at Disney's California Adventure.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Patti Loves a Carousel


Here is a picture of Patti on the Disneyland carousel, exactly one year ago, and a picture of her recently. She loves carousel horses.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Good News! ~or~ Why Don't Kids Listen Anymore?


A couple of days ago I was able to fit into the lapbar on Space Mountain at Disneyland. Yea! That was one of my goals when I started to lose weight. The only thing wrong with that is, I didn't fit so well. When I pulled the lapbar back my legs were in the wrong position and I was only able to get the LAPbar over my knee caps. I yelled back to the girl running the machine that I needed her to unlock my bar and either let me get in position or let me off. I actually started to stand up to get her to notice me. I guess with all of the commotion and noise she didn't hear me or Steve whistling, or wasn't paying attention and launched the coaster. So my first ride on Space Mountain at Disneyland was without benefit of lapbar. In the picture notice my smile? The ride was over, and... well yeah, I did have fun. Nothing says thrill ride like potential death, and it wasn't so bad that I would get thrown out. Once the coaster was moving I figured “what the hell, might as well enjoy it”. On following Space Mountain adventures I was able to do it right. OK Walt... That's twice you've done that to me.

De-de-de-de (Twighlight Zone Music)



I was looking at some of the picture we got while on our trip to Disneyland and noticed something peculiar. When you look at the family portrait that was taken when we first went into the gate do you notice something strange when comparing it to the same picture taken exactly 1 year before? Take a close look at me... That's right I am standing in the same spot in the same position in the photo wearing the same clothes (or close to the same) as I was wearing exactly one year before. Next stop the Twighlight Zone ( Duh-Duh-deeee-Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh-Dum).